agibaxe:

are you kidding me thats beautiful

agibaxe:

are you kidding me thats beautiful

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’


(Source: sewerhawk)


poisonsamurai:

tardis-mind-palace:

ineffablyserpentine:

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

Reblogging for the fantastic pun


cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus



thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher)


moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

image

I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.


prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

(Source: meme-meme)



megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.
megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.
megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.
megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.
megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.
megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.
megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.

megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.



I’m back wooo yay


spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP